“i just don’t know how we do it.” – london, march 2018

Last week we headed south to London to see Hamilton and to hang up our third-year stresses & keyboards for a blessed couple of days.  What commenced was perhaps one of the most ridiculous trips I've ever had... Wednesday. Keating is a tad hungover. I've been up since six, posted a letter, made breakfast for the …

A Year After Jailbreak – What’s Next?

I’m in a library.  I’m balancing the supposed rest of reading week with a looming-deadline-heavy job, three essays, social obligations, postgraduate applications, and a review – and Facebook just reminded me that 12 months ago today we’d just rocked up in Tenerife after 10 hours bumming about in Gatwick airport and a lot of swearing …

The Best Things About Not Getting into Berghain

Accidentally peeing next to a watersports club. Being cold.  Very cold. Buying tea with rum in whilst we waited in the queue. Feeling like you'll never be warm again. Thinking about all the things you read on the internet and how shit every single piece of advice was. Listening to the DJs that were on …

Weird Things We Saw in Tenerife

There was a lot of weird things.  A lot.  After hitchhiking to Tenerife we thought we'd seen the last of the bizarreness but alas, nope. We landed at the airport at the south end of the island, knackered, not yet 100% sure of our victory, in dire and desperate need of a place to stay. …